Here goes…
Today’s biz is Jimmy’s Heavy Duty Truck & Trailer Repair.
Here are my off-the-cuff headline ideas for ads they might run. (I just read through these after writing and holy crap, do they suck. I’m going to leave them though. I want to compare time #100 to now. Hopefully it’s better.)
- Broken Trailer? Let Jimmy take a look
- Truck in disrepair? Let Jimmy get in there
- Master mechanics at your disposal
- You’re too busy to wrench on it yourself. Let Jimmy’s make the fix.
- Squeaky axle? Don’t wait until it becomes an emergency.
- Trailer lights out? This may be a sign of a bigger problem.
- Truck and trailer maintenance sucks. For you. But we love it.
- Running truck, make a buck. Broken truck, you’re outta luck.
- Truck troubles fear us.
- If it’s broke, we’ll fix it.
- Trailer maintenance is more fun when you get to supervise.
- Are you just waiting for your truck to break down?
- We make old trailers young again.
- Trailer doctors with immediate openings.
- The only repair service who gaurantees the work
- If you owned the same tools as us you’d love wrenching too
- Tools are only part of the equation. The knowledge of how to use them is the rest of it. Jimmy’s has plenty of both.
- Jimmy’s guarantees no down time due to truck and trailer breakage.
- Truck and Trailer maintenance checklist. Get it now before the next breakdown.
- Bye-bye untimely breakdowns.
- We’re like superman, mechanic style
- When was the last time you greased your axle?
- Don’t be the next news headline due to maintenance neglect
- Maintenance is boring but unexpected breakdowns are worse
- Stuck on the roadside? Let Jimmy be your guide.
- You can fix it yourself and hope or you can let us do it and feel certain.
- Breakdowns are not only costly to the bank account, they reflect badly on your business too
- 3 simple tips to keep your truck off the side of the road
- Today there will be 243 vehicular breakdowns in Michigan, don’t let yours be one of them.
- When is the wrong time to call a mechanic?
- Who else hates breakdowns?
- Two trucks. Both 20 years old. One runs like a top. The other one has issues every few miles. What’s the difference?
- Sick of towing bills? Get Jimmy’s no break down guarantee and never pay one again.
- What would your life be like without anymore truck or trailer repairs?
- To the GM sick of dealing with maintenance problems.
- New repair service guarantees against break downs for 60 days or your money back.
- We know truck and trailer repair. Do you?
- Your competitors just saved 20% on annual maintenance costs. Will you too?
- Half of the mechanics out there don’t actually have any idea how to troubleshoot your equipment. Do you know who is who?
- The average business spends $12k on truck and trailer repair. We can help reduce that spend by up to 20%.
- Truck and Trailer neglect is expensive
- Now you can confidently watch your trucks leave the yard.
- Break down eliminators…
- Where smart managers almost always decide to bring their trucks
- Praying the problems away ain’t going to do the trick. But praying for a competent repair service should lead you straight to us.
- When you’re too busy for routine maintenance you just made time for costly repairs.
- When was your last blinker fluid flush?
- Watch how fast we get you back on the road
- Your delivery driver doesn’t mind breakdowns near as much as you.
- Do your employees care when your trucks break down?