HEADLINES – DAY #3 – Midtown Chimney Sweeps

Here goes…

Headlines

  1. Your chimney ain’t sweeping itself…
  2. Clogged dryer vents cause 34 house fire per year. Make sure yours isn’t one of them.
  3. Chimney doctor making house calls this week and he’s got an opening in the schedule.
  4. The new tools for sweeping chimneys have arrived.
  5. 3 reasons homeowners should not attempt to sweep their own chimney
  6. The first chimney we ever swept went horribly wrong…
  7. Chimneys are like arteries, the longer they’re used, the more likely they are to become clogged.
  8. Midtown Chimney Sweeps – like a statin medication for your chimney.
  9. Santa leaves more presents at homes with freshly swept chimneys.
  10. Do the jolly elf a favor and clean out that chimney before he has to traverse it.
  11. When was the last time you had your chimney swept? Ever?
  12. If you’ve never had your chimney swept and still have fire in the fireplace, you might as well have a bonfire in the middle of your living room.
  13. Midtown mother is stunned at what comes out of her chimney.
  14. Excess soot on chimney walls are an attractant for squirrels.
  15. It’s possible to sweep a chimney TOO often. (Something none of our competitors will ever tell you).
  16. How much is too much for sweep of your chimney?
  17. Chimney sweep subscription service?
  18. How many fires can you have before you’re due for a sweep?
  19. Isn’t chimney sweeping just a money grab?
  20. 2 surprising benefits of chimney sweeping.
  21. Why aluminum aluminum-lined chimney need to be swept half as much as brick.
  22. The surprise we discovered in a midtown chimney…
  23. Soot free fire logs… Are they legit?
  24. Putting a pot of water near your fireplace while burning can eliminate the need for a chimney sweep.
  25. Vexer pole – the new method of sweeping chimneys.
  26. Chimney sweep university. Our technicians are all certified experts.
  27. The fire had been put out hours ago, or so they thought. Everyone was asleep in bed. Sadly, the fire INSIDE the chimney was roaring.
  28. Ask a firefighter if he thinks you should have your chimney swept…
  29. Delaying your chimney sweep can end up burning you… literally.
  30. Chimney sweeping is as necessary as changing your furnace filter. Get it on the schedule today.
  31. It’s a very bad day when you realize you waited too long to have your chimney swept.
  32. Delayed chimney sweeping can cost you dearly.
  33. We replace smoke detector batteries free of charge with every chimney sweep!
  34. Rave reviews are rare for us… because we PREVENT the terrible thing before it ever happens.
  35. What color is the smoke coming out of your chimney? This could be a sign you need a sweep.
  36. Do you actually need your chimney swept?
  37. How long does it take to sweep a chimney?
  38. The 3am wake up event that didn’t have to happen…
  39. Why do chimneys need to be swept?
  40. Is your dryer vent exhausting into your home?
  41. Midtown puppy dies after being caged in laundry room with plugged dryer vent.